Saturday, December 20, 2014

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)



IMDb rating: 7/10

I had high expectations for this movie, and while I wasn’t completely disappointed, I would definitely say that I’ve learned by now that I have to put up with the idiotic parts of this trilogy (Alfrid, the giant worms (really, Peter Jackson?)), in order to get to the more rewarding parts (the climatic ice battle between Thorin and Azog).

It’s hard to say what percentage of the movie I loved and what percentage I hated. I liked seeing more of Legolas and getting a glimpse into his past. He was a lot less cold and stiff than he in the last film, and more like the Legolas from the original trilogy. Seeing different sides of Galadriel, Elrond, and Saruman was also enjoyable for me. You never get to see Elrond and Galadriel do any fighting in Lord of the Rings, so I’m glad we got to see at least a little in this movie. I thought the acting performances of all the actors were pretty good. Not exceptional, but not terrible. Richard Armitage as the greed-obsessed Thorin was probably the best performance.

The good acting, however, doesn’t excuse the cheap animation and fake atmosphere that started with the first Hobbit film. It seemed like the only aspects the animators focused their energy on was Gollum and Smaug (which were both very good). Everything else is pretty crappy to be honest. I understand that the time and money put into the realism of LOTR would not be totally replicated, but The Hobbit doesn’t even come close. The orcs aren’t nearly as frightening in computer animation form as when they were actors clad in armor and disgusting makeup in LOTR. The rest of the animation is just as bad. And it doesn’t help that it seems that 90 percent of the film was shot on green screen, which just doesn’t have the same effect as shooting on location in gorgeous New Zealand.

I also thought the movie felt rushed, which is absurd considering that one short book was split into three long movies. If the filmmakers had cut some of the more painfully awful parts (like any Alfrid scenes), then there would have been more room for something else. The ending also felt rushed for some reason, which I never thought I would say about a Peter Jackson movie. I liked how the ending came full circle with Bilbo and Galdalf’s reunion from the beginning of Fellowship of the Ring, but it just felt off somehow. There were just so many parts in this movie, and the two before, where I had absolutely no idea what was going on, even though I’ve read the book twice. More than I few times I questioned Peter Jackson’s sanity, like how he gave Alfrid almost as much screen time as some of the main characters (did I mention how much I detest Alfrid?)

I could write pages and pages about how much The Hobbit pales in comparison to The Lord of the Rings, but the truth is that the original trilogy just has better characters and a better storyline, which isn’t the filmmakers’ fault. It’s not even J. R. R. Tolkien’s fault, really, because The Hobbit was a prequel, and he was probably saving his best story for the sequels. It is so much more entertaining watching the characters of Fellowship fight to save Middle Earth, rather than a watch bunch of goofy dwarves trying to save their treasure.

I'm still giving this film a 7/10 though because there were parts that I enjoyed immensely and since it’s still a Tolkien story I feel a kind of loyalty to it. I really hate not liking movies, and I really wanted to like this movie. I’m sure some people will love it, but I think I will just stick to watching The Lord of the Rings.

Fun Fact: Despite playing his father in the trilogy, Thranduil (Lee Pace) is actually younger than Legolas (Orlando Bloom). Bloom is 37 whereas Pace is only 35. (from IMDb

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